Crooked Cow Saloon

Cold beer, wine, & soda

Home of the Happiest Hour in Town

The beer garden at the Crooked Cow Saloon is open most days.

$10 Admission 6yrs+

M-Sat. 11-4 (or 5pm if we have reservations)

Sun 12-3pm (or 4pm if we have reservations)

Goat Happy Hour. It’s The Happiest Hour in Town!! There are toys for the kids, a sandbox, picnic tables, hammocks and chairs for lounging. $10 Admission, $15 pony rides.

Colorado Craft Beers, Spicy Margaritas, Colorado Mules, Coors, Hard Seltzers, Wine, Soda, Capri Sun, Tea, Cold Brew Coffee, various snacks.

Now Featuring Goats & Wine!

It gets Western! So come on up. We need your energy too. Need a muscle relaxant after your horseback ride? Come on by the Crooked Cow for a cold beer, wine or non-alcoholic selection after you dismount.

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G.O.A.T. Happy Hour

G.O.A.T. Happy Hour. Get here for the happiest hours in town!! Enjoy the relaxed vibe in our beer garden with a beautiful view of Vail Mountain, cool drinks, 20 baby goats, a few ponies, a sandbox and play on toys for the tiniest of kids, and maybe a nap in a hammock. Feed treats to the goats and horses and listen to the music from our state-of-the-art surround sound system. Continued…click “Learn More” below.

Ages (0-5) Free. Ages 6yrs+ $10 Admission. Show up anytime within the posted hours for the day you want to visit.

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