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Crooked Cow Saloon

Cold beer, wine, & soda

Home of the Happiest Hour in Town

The beer garden at the Crooked Cow Saloon is open most days.

$10 Admission 6yrs+

M-Sat.  11-4 (or 5pm if we have reservations)

Sun 11-2pm (or 3pm if we have reservations)

Happy G.O.A.T. Hours.  It’s The Happiest Hour in Town!!  There are toys for the kids, a sandbox, picnic tables, hammocks and chairs for lounging.  $10 Admission, $15 pony rides.

Colorado Craft Beers, Margaritas, Colorado Mules, Coors, Hard Seltzers, Wine, Soda, Capri Sun, Tea, Cold Brew Coffee, G.O.A.T. Fuel, Coke and Sprite, various near-healthy snacks.

Now Featuring Goats & Wine!

It gets Western! So come on up. We need your energy too. Need a muscle relaxant after your horseback ride? Come on by the Crooked Cow for a cold beer, wine or non-alcoholic selection after you dismount.


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Happy G.O.A.T. Hours.  Get here for the happiest hours in town!!   Enjoy the relaxed vibe in our beer garden with a beautiful view of Vail Mountain, cool drinks, 20 baby goats, a few ponies, a sandbox and play on toys for the tiniest of kids, and maybe a nap in a hammock.  Feed treats to the goats and horses and listen to the music from our state-of-the-art surround sound system.  Continued…click “Learn More” below.

Ages (0-5) Free Admission.   Parent-Led Pony Rides are $15/15 minutes (0-5 yr olds only!). Pay at the bar.  No reservations.

Ages 6yrs+ $10 Admission. Show up anytime within the posted hours for the day you want to visit.  Reservations not required but they keep the bartender there until 5.


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