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Crooked Cow Saloon

Cold beer, wine, & soda

Home of the Happiest Hour in Town

The beer garden at the Crooked Cow Saloon is open most days  from noon until 4:00, 5:00, 6, or 5:30 or later p.m., if the crowd keeps it going.  If no-one shows by 3:30pm, we are outta there!

Goat Happy Hour.  It’s The Happiest Hour in Town!!  There are toys for the kids, a sandbox, picnic tables, hammocks and chairs for lounging.  Open most days, but probably not Sunday, from 3:30-5:30.  2 Drink minimum.  If people aren’t there to start it at 3:30, we are outta there!

Craft Beer $6, Coors $5, Hard Seltzers, $6, Wine $7, Soda $2 or $1, Capri Sun $1, Tea $3, Cold Brew Coffee $4, various snacks.

Now Featuring Goats & Wine!

It gets Western! So come on up. We need your energy too. Need a muscle relaxant after your horseback ride? Come on by the Crooked Cow for a cold beer, wine or non-alcoholic selection after you dismount.

Private Goats & Wine Sessions

That is where you spend time in a fenced, shaded area with a good number of goats. People get wild and funny! I mean the goats get wild and funny. The people act totally normal.