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Crooked Cow Saloon

Cold beer, wine, & soda

Home of the Happiest Hour in Town

The beer garden at the Crooked Cow Saloon is open most days.

$10 Admission 6yrs+

M-Sat.  11-4 (or 5pm if we have reservations)

Sun 11-2pm (or 3pm if we have reservations)

Happy G.O.A.T. Hours.  It’s The Happiest Hour in Town!!  There are toys for the kids, a sandbox, picnic tables, hammocks and chairs for lounging.  $10 Admission, $15 pony rides.

Colorado Craft Beers, Margaritas, Colorado Mules, Coors, Hard Seltzers, Wine, Soda, Capri Sun, Tea, Cold Brew Coffee, G.O.A.T. Fuel, Coke and Sprite, various near-healthy snacks.

Now Featuring Goats & Wine!

It gets Western! So come on up. We need your energy too. Need a muscle relaxant after your horseback ride? Come on by the Crooked Cow for a cold beer, wine or non-alcoholic selection after you dismount.

 

Happy G.O.A.T. Hours From $10

Happy G.O.A.T. Hours: Where 20 baby goats, pony rides, and a beer garden come together for the ultimate family adventure! Kids can cuddle goats, ride ponies, and play to their heart’s content while parents finally get 2 hours of peace, a cold drink, and the sweet, sweet sound of silence (unless a goat decides to bleat loudly, but hey, that’s part of the charm). Perfect for families who want fun, relaxation, and a few selfies with goats that won’t judge your parenting.