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The crazy ideas that bring a smile to your face.

Goats, beer, & wine — name a better trio!

G.O.A.T. Happy Hour 

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$10 admission for 6 yrs+. 

0-5yrs  Free  

You may show up anytime between open and 30 minutes before closing without reservations.

 

You’ll get to interact with the goats, pet them, feed them, and watch them play. It’s like a little slice of paradise, right here on earth. And let me tell you, these goats know how to party. They’ll jump and climb and do all sorts of silly things that will make you laugh and forget all your troubles.

But it’s not just about having fun. Spending time with animals has been shown to have a positive impact on mental health, reducing stress and anxiety and boosting feelings of happiness and well-being. So not only will you have a great time, but you’ll also come away feeling refreshed and rejuvenated.

In short, Goat Happy Hour is the perfect way to spend an afternoon. You’ll laugh, you’ll play, you’ll connect with nature and these wonderful animals. It’s an experience that everyone should have at least once in their lives.

Just to clarify:  This is an all day event.  You may show up anytime between the start time and 30 minutes before closing without reservations. See calendar.  If there are no reservations, the place is empty and it’s one hour before the published closing time, the bartender might bolt.  Reservations guarantee she will wait for you.

 

Goat Yoga (GOGA), or Family GOGA,

12 yrs+ for GOGA participants,

any age for Family GOGA

$40pp w/Shuttle from Vail Transportation Center

Please park at the Vail Transportation Center Parking Garage and catch our shuttle near the Visitor’s Center.  Our Van has goats plastered on it so you won’t miss it.  Catch the shuttle 30 minutes or 15 minutes prior to class.  Upon arrival, sign you waiver at the office behind the turquoise door.  No parking at the stables for GOGA.

Now that’s something truly special, my friends. Let me tell you, it’s yoga with a twist, a little bit of animal magic thrown into the mix. It’s like downward dog meets downward goat!

Picture this: you’re doing your sun salutations, and then you look up and there’s a goat right there beside you, nibbling on your yoga mat. It’s a little crazy, a little chaotic, but it’s also hilarious and fun. Those goats, they’re just full of personality, always curious and playful.

The thing about goat yoga is that it’s not just about the yoga, it’s about the whole experience. It’s about being outside in nature, feeling the sun on your skin, and breathing in the fresh air. It’s about letting go of your worries and just being present in the moment. And those goats, they’re great at helping you do that. They make you laugh, they make you smile, and they remind you that life is meant to be enjoyed.

Now, I know what you’re thinking. “Isn’t it distracting to have goats wandering around while you’re trying to do yoga?” Well, sure, it can be a little distracting, but that’s kind of the point. It’s not supposed to be a super-serious yoga practice. It’s supposed to be lighthearted and fun, something that makes you feel good inside and out.

So if you’re looking for a unique and hilarious yoga experience, give goat yoga a try. Trust me, it’ll have you bleating with joy!

 

 

  • G.O.A.T. Activity
From $40

Goat Yoga is an amazing experience for those who want to unwind, laugh, and relax while attempting to do the downward dog with a young goat or several goats winding around and between your limbs.  There is a lot of poo (and pee) from the goats snd older people that laugh or cough.  They do not wear diapers.  Let that stuff go!!!  Just let it go.  We are pretty sure those little pellets are probiotics and if you eat one, you will be healthy for at least a year.  Seriously, we hope you don’t actually do that.  It’s supposed to be a joke.  Don’t eat the poo!  It’s hard to believe we even have to add that little disclaimer.  But we are in strange times.  Everyone is looking for the magic pill.

Ages 8 yrs+ Buy out the whole class if you want little kids under 8 yrs old to participate.  Buyout the class of 20 if you want littles to attend.

 

 

From $10

G.O.A.T. Happy Hour.  Get here for the happiest hours in town!!   Enjoy the relaxed vibe in our beer garden with a beautiful view of Vail Mountain, cool drinks, 20 baby goats, a few ponies, a sandbox and play on toys for the tiniest of kids, and maybe a nap in a hammock.  Feed treats to the goats and horses and listen to the music from our state-of-the-art surround sound system.  Continued…click “Learn More” below.

Ages (0-5) Free. Ages 6yrs+ $10 Admission. Show up anytime within the posted hours for the day you want to visit.

 

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