Goats

Happy G.O.A.T. Hours 

Click to see Hours for specific days.  Usually open 11-5 Mon-Sat.  If you call to ask if we are open, your first drink costs double.

$10 admission for 6 yrs+. 

$20 if you sneak in.  It’s not a city park!

0-5yrs  Free  

Parent-led Pony Rides $15/15 minutes

You may show up anytime between open and 30 minutes before closing without reservations.  If you do not have transportation and need a ride up and back text (970) 445-8204 for our shuttle to meet you at the east end of the Vail Transportation Center.  

You’ll get to interact with the goats, pet them, feed them, and watch them play. It’s like a little slice of paradise, right here on earth. And let me tell you, these goats know how to party. They’ll jump and climb and do all sorts of silly things that will make you laugh and forget all your troubles.

But it’s not just about having fun. Spending time with animals has been shown to have a positive impact on mental health, reducing stress and anxiety and boosting feelings of happiness and well-being. So not only will you have a great time, but you’ll also come away feeling refreshed and rejuvenated.

In short, Happy G.O.A.T. Hours is the perfect way to spend an afternoon. You’ll laugh, you’ll play, you’ll connect with nature and these wonderful animals. It’s an experience that everyone should have at least once in their lives.

Just to clarify:  This is a multi-hour, come-and-go ecent.  You may show up anytime between the start time and 30 minutes before closing without reservations. See calendar.  If there are no reservations, the place is empty and it’s one hour before the published closing time, the bartender might bolt.  Reservations guarantee she will wait for you.

Goat Yoga (GOGA), or Family GOGA,

All Ages

$30pp

48 Hour and 5 Minute Cancellation Policy

Now that’s something truly special, my friends. Let me tell you, it’s yoga with a twist, a little bit of animal magic thrown into the mix. It’s like downward dog meets downward goat!

Picture this: you’re doing your sun salutations, and then you look up and there’s a goat right there beside you, nibbling on your yoga mat. It’s a little crazy, a little chaotic, but it’s also hilarious and fun. Those goats, they’re just full of personality, always curious and playful.

The thing about goat yoga is that it’s not just about the yoga, it’s about the whole experience. It’s about being outside in nature, feeling the sun on your skin, and breathing in the fresh air. It’s about letting go of your worries and just being present in the moment. And those goats, they’re great at helping you do that. They make you laugh, they make you smile, and they remind you that life is meant to be enjoyed.

Now, I know what you’re thinking. “Isn’t it distracting to have goats wandering around while you’re trying to do yoga?” Well, sure, it can be a little distracting, but that’s kind of the point. It’s not supposed to be a super-serious yoga practice. It’s supposed to be lighthearted and fun, something that makes you feel good inside and out.

So if you’re looking for a unique and hilarious yoga experience, give goat yoga a try. Trust me, it’ll have you bleating with joy!

If you are a Yoga Snob, this might blow your mind and really test your ability to calm your mind.  So, take a deep breath, put on your best “I’m totally zen” face, and let’s see if you can handle the goat yoga groove.  People come here for many reasons and it doesn’t look anything like a stereotypical yoga class.  The instructors are certified, professional and sweat right along with you but they also make sure yoga newbies do not feel intimidated.  Through the distraction of goats, newbies they find they can actually do a pose or two and are willing to pursue a the practice- because everyone was watching the goats, not them.

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 Happy G.O.A.T. Hours 

Monday- Friday 11-5pm * As in, show up any time in between.

Walk-ups welcome, no reservations required (but they keep the bartender there until 5).

$10 admission – $20 if you sneak in.  It’s not a city park.

6 yrs and over (0-5yrs free with paying adult).

Parent-Led Pony Rides for kids 0-5yrs $15/15 minutes.  (pay at the bar – no reservations available.

No dogs allowed. 

Where a funny kid said, “This is better than water balloons!”.

Walk ups welcome!  Gliders, shade, a great view, chill vibe and plenty of adult beverages like cold beer, mixed cocktail drinks in a can and wine.  Hang with goats and a pony.   Your kids might not talk to you for 3 hours. 

  * Sometimes we have private buyout parties.  See the schedule for Happy G.O.A.T. Hours to confirm.  

 Happy G.O.A.T. Hours Reservations guarantee she will stay until the last minute of the posted schedule just for you.   Otherwise, she may bolt if the place is empty.

An adult hangout that is very family-friendly (all ages) with canned music, a fenced-in area, shaded sandbox, play-on toys, very few rules, (Hey kid, don’t kick the goats!) 20 baby goats to feed, snacks and kid beverages.  A parent’s dream vacation spot.  Let the goats and pony rides entertain the kids while you (slightly) check out on a comfy glider.

  Walk-Ups welcome!  This is an all-day, come-and-go-as-you-wish event.  See the day-by-day open hours on our calendar.  Parents MUST accompany their tiny children.  It’s awkward if you expect the other paying parents to rescue your small, short, screeching child, holding a tin of goat treats, from goaty-goats while you watch from the free area.  

Nope.  You cannot bring your dog, cat or elephant.  It would be a social media nightmare if your dog bit a goat, your cat scratched a kid or your elephant sat on a pony.