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Happy G.O.A.T. Hours

Goats, Brews, and Views—The Ultimate Family Fun Hour! or, Dad’s Dream: Two Hours of Beer, Goats, and Silence—Finally, a Break!

Quick Details

Happy G.O.A.T. Hours Quick Details

  • What: 20 baby goats, an outdoor beer garden, and family-friendly fun
  • Where: Enjoy stunning views of Vail Mountain
  • Activities: Feed, cuddle, and take selfies with goats, plus kids can play in the sandbox and on playground toys or ride a pony if they don’t weigh more than 65 lbs.
  • Extras: Music in the background and treats to feed horses
  • Admission:
    • 0-1.99 years: Free
    • 2-5 years: $5
    • 6 years & up: $10 per person
    • Parent-Led Pony Rides: $20 for 15 minutes

Come for the goats, stay for the views!

 

Babies

0-1.99 yrs

Free

Buckaroos

2-5 yrs

$ 5

City Slickers

6-99 yrs

$ 10

Hours/Days Vary due to staff famine.

See schedule online.

Arriving early, say 30 minutes prior to open, doesn’t change the time we open the gate.  Screaming, whining kids hanging on the gate asking a million times, “How much longer?” doesn’t cause us to rush to open.  Quite the opposite, in fact.

Happy G.O.A.T. Hours.  Get here for the happiest hours in town!!   Enjoy the relaxed vibe in our beer garden with a beautiful view of Vail Mountain, cool drinks, 20 baby goats, a few ponies, a sandbox and play on toys for the tiniest of kids, and maybe a nap in a hammock.  Feed treats to the goats and horses and listen to the music from our state-of-the-art surround sound system.

Goats are very goaty.  They will knock over your just purchased drink, forcing you to purchase another.  They will cause you to spill your just purchased container of treats, forcing you to buy another.  (They receive a commission on every additional purchase.)  They are lovable and pushy, always starving for treats and attention and camera time.   This is where you have to pull on your big person bloomers and be smarter and tougher than the goats.  It’s a great time and you might create a viral Insta post.

Book your birthday, office, bachelorette, reception or corporate party for a unique, fun experience.

Appropriate for small children as we have a sandbox, ride on toys and a fenced-in area.  Relax parents, it’s a good place to chill.  Your child might not talk to you for 3 hours.

Open often.  Check the online booking system for that information.  Sometimes we book a private event from 3-5pm or 4pm-6pm which means a shorter public Happy Hour.  Without a reservation we might do that.  Reservations guarantee we will stay until the published time on a given day.  Walkups are welcome but if it’s too quiet and there aren’t any reservations, the bartender might bolt at 4pm.  No reason to sit around alone.

$10 Admission 6yrs+. $5 for ages 2-5   and Free for 0-1.99 yrs.

48 hour and 5 minute cancellation policy.

Serving; A variety of beverages.

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